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Obama’s reelection = czars, minions, U.N. troops, and civil war? …totes.

Umm… soo… this is embarrassing. There are great things about Texas… this is not one of them.

(CNN) — An elected county judge in Texas is warning that the nation could descend into civil war if President Barack Obama is re-elected, and is calling for a trained, well-equipped force to battle the United Nations troops he says Obama would bring in.

The comments by Lubbock County Judge Tom Head, who oversees emergency planning efforts, were broadcast by CNN affiliate KJTV. He made similar remarks on radio station FOX Talk 950.

Saying that as the county’s emergency management coordinator he has to “think about the very worst thing that can happen and prepare for that and hope and pray for the best,” Head told radio host Jeff Klotzman that he believes “in this political climate and financial climate, what is the very worst thing that could happen right now? Obama gets back in the White House. No. God forbid.”

Referring to unexplained “executive orders” and other documents that Obama and “his minions have filed,” Head said, “regardless of whether the Republicans take over the Senate, which I hope they do, he is going to make the United States Congress and he’s going to make the Constitution irrelevant. He’s got his czars in place that don’t answer to anybody.”

Obama, Head said, will “try to give the sovereignty of the United States away to the United Nations. What do you think the public’s going to do when that happens? We are talking civil unrest, civil disobedience, possibly, possibly civil war … I’m not talking just talking riots here and there. I’m talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms, get rid of the dictator. OK, what do you think he is going to do when that happens? He is going to call in the U.N. troops, personnel carriers, tanks and whatever.”

Head vowed to personally stand “in front of their personnel carriers and say, ‘You’re not coming in here.’ And I’ve asked the sheriff. I said, ‘Are you going to back me on this?’ And he said, ‘Yeah, I’m going to back you.’ Well, I don’t want a bunch of rookies back there who have no training and little equipment. I want seasoned veteran people who are trained that have got equipment. And even then, you know we may have two or three hundred deputies facing maybe a thousand U.N. troops. We may have to call out the militia.”

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LET’S TALK ABOUT BOOBIES!

This is a fun site about breasts boobs jugs tits titties fun-bags Luftballons  that I discovered from my twitter friend Baconator. Yes, I do have a friend named Baconator and he’s from Austin and he shares my appreciation for the back of the hog and he’s a beautiful creature and we love each other and he smells like Christmas so DON’T JUDGE ME!

15 Things You Should Know About Breasts <– click that, yo!

My favorite is #12. Apparently it’s legal to go topless in Texas. This really shouldn’t surprise me since the following applies to Texas:

  • One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
  • It’s illegal to sell one’s eye.
  • Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
  • It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
  • It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
  • The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
  • In Dallas, it’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
  • In Clarendon, it is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
  • In Borger, it is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
  • In Corpus Christie,  it is illegal to raise alligators in your home. (I should tell my loser friend, Leighton, this since Corpus is her childhood stomping grounds.)
  • In Galveston,  it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street.

via this and that

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