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There Should Be An Age Limit For Googlers

Apparently 13-year-old girls are really hittin up Google for some important information – mainly the residences of their idols Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift.

Now here’s the part that I wish I was making up… I found this out because I was googling… “Where does Whoopi Goldberg live?”

In my defense, it was because I wanted to camp outside of her house while pretending I was homeless so she would adopt me into her family.  I just think that she’d really love me as a person and I’m really good at waxing eyebrows completely off (I learned the hard way that I should never try and use cold wax strips at home) and I can sing with my mouth shut so really she has to love me right?! RIGHT?! YOU WILL LOVE ME WHOOPI GOLDBERG!!

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