Meet Cindy, the soon to be front page headliner accused of ripping someone’s face off lucky dog that gets to call Crazy Sandy her owner.
You can actually see the sorrow in her canine oculi. In case you can’t tell, Cindy is dawning this season’s style — the garden snail. See how the colors delicately reflect her… I’ve got nothing, this is just plain sick.
My heart just keeps breaking.
I just don’t understand this. It’s really grossing me out… I mean why is she wearing that scrub top?!
And my personal favorite:
I’m starting a petition… Sandy needs to STOP wearing those scrubs. At least this one is dog themed and has bones on it, the other one featured a gaggle of bears! In case you didn’t know this, a large group of bears is called a gaggle… or a shrewdness… I don’t remember… I think only Jesus knows but everyone knows he was mute but I digress…
What I’m really trying to say is that when Cindy finally flips out and attacks Sandy… I will write her an “I told you so” letter (because I’m kind and write letters to people) and I will eat a bowl of red cherries and some ghost meat in Sandy’s honor.