Monthly Archives: October 2009

Houston Woman Turns 105 at Stripclub! (+1 for Texas)

I hope this is me in 83 years… and I hope that my granddaughter looks like that.

Click Here!!! —> Woman Turns 105 at Strip Club.

commentmos-1

Gotta love Texas!

Sexy Anne Frank!? Too much…

So I’ve always hated/loved Halloween because some broads decide that it’s the perfect to excuse to dress like a big ol’ ho-fo-sho by adding “sexy” to any semmingly innocuous noun. A few examples:

HOWEVER, I recently came across the worst of them all. SEXY ANNE FRANK. Wtf?! How would someone even do that?!

anne-frank-s-house
asian_jew_md

What are some of the worst “sexy (insert noun)” costumes you have seen?

My Broseph

Photo 136

I feel like there should be some clarification with this pic. That is my brother on the left… and I’m the one that is slightly looking like Sarah Silverman. My roommate, Nat, informed me of this issue when she said “cool pic but it kinda looks like you have a mustache.” Haha SOOO yeah that mustache clad queen is my brother. We do look strangely similar… it’s weird yo! Like we’re related or some shiz!6532_955498775710_7936882_54835007_4878188_n

Young Adult or 12 year-old child?

It’s shaping up to be a pretty fradonkulous day (yeah that’s frickin redonkulous).

  • Woke up at 11am and cut myself a big ol slice of devil’s food cake with funfetti icing. (Funfetti is probably the best food product and word ever ever ever.)
  • Sat down on my couch and my favorite episode of Phineas and Ferb was on. (This particular episode is trying to bring awareness to the aglet, the plastic tip of a shoelace)

So, I’m pretty much realizing that I’m actually a 12 year old child. But whatever, you’re stupid, and smell bad… soo mleehhh (yeah I’m sticking out my tongue… so!)

Milk Steak Recipe

 

Recipe Of Milk Steak

Prep time 15 Min.
Cook time 20 Min.
Ready in 35 Min.
Servings 4

INGREDIENTS
* 4 (4 ounce) cube steaks
* 1/2 teaspoon salt, divided
* 1 3/4 teaspoons ground black pepper, divided
* 1 cup all-purpose flour
* 2 eggs, lightly beaten
* 1/4 cup lard
* 1 cup milk

DIRECTIONS
1. Season meat with 1/4 teaspoon of the salt and 1/4 teaspoon of the pepper; set aside. In a shallow dish, mix flour with 1 teaspoon of the pepper. Dredge each steak in flour. Dip in beaten egg, then dredge in flour again.
2. Heat lard in a large, heavy skillet over medium-high heat. Fry steaks 3 to 4 minutes on each side, or until golden brown. Drain on paper towels.
3. Pour off all but 2 tablespoons of the fat. Sprinkle 2 tablespoons of the dredging flour into oil. Cook over medium heat for 1 minute, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom of skillet. Gradually whisk in milk. Cook, stirring frequently, 3 to 4 minutes, or until thickened and bubbly. Add 1/4 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoons pepper; gravy should be quite peppery.

milk-steak-300x199

I’m not sure whether this is the grossest thing I’ve ever seen/heard of in my entire life… or whether it’s impossibly awesome.

Tagged , ,

Happy Halloween!

Nothing says Halloween better than Bette Midler, Carrie Bradshaw, and that fat chick from Sister Act. Enjoy!

Krack ‘n Cheese – I almost died

I was a victim of culinary terrorism today. So it’s been a long week and I was SO glad to head home after work today and stop by the store to pick up some milk so i can get my blue box blues on (duh, it’s the cheesiest!). So I’m gathering the necessary supplies… butter, milk, water, pot (the cooking utensil not the reefer – that would be gross and illegal) and of course, the kraft mac ‘n cheese.

I reached into the pantry (it’s a small cubbard that I think is supposed to be used as a trash can holder) pull out the mac and cheese and then I see it!!!! THE BOX HAD BEEN RIPPED OPEN AND TAPED BACK TOGETHER!

Photo 278

WTF?!

And it’s not even crushed! How on EARTH did this thing get ripped open? Somebody has impregnated my Friday night nosh with something… and I’m thinking it’s anthrax. But then I thought about it and whatever it is will probably die when I boil water, right? Before I could discover whether or not boiling water kills anthrax I realized my roommate was in the room and witnessed this whole thing so I only had one option… throw the mutha away. So I did… and now it’s in the trash can… and now I’m pretty sure it’s a box full of mini chinchillas that are plotting world domination… in my trash can.

Hey, remember that time someone tried to kill me via macaroni and cheese!?

Kitten Mittens!

I think that my cat, Fannie, needs this shiz. Not because she makes ToO MuCh NoIsE (I feel like I’m 12 when i write like that)… but because that is the best cat walk ever!!!!!!!!!

Fannie’s Christmas presents:

1. Kitten Mittens

2. Kitty Wig

cat wig

Tagged , , , ,

Let My People… Goooo

Reminds me of my dad… because he almost wets himself from laughing too hard whenever he sees this!

 

Empire State of Mind vs. ???

This is some kinda bull.

Last night during the second game of the World Series, Jay-Z and Alicia Keys performed their hit “Empire State of Mind” which is all about the bad assness of NY.

After they finished the Philadelphia Phillies had their superstars get up and perform…. oh wait… nothing.

The ONLY  thing that would have come close to being a cool retaliation is this:

Note: I actually have no idea if the Phillies lacked a musical guest because I happen to think that slip ‘n sliding down a plastic tarp covered in salt sounds more interesting than watching the first 7 innings of a baseball game… unless I had a lot of beer and at lesat 4 hot dogs.