Bacon Chocolate… A Godsend or Demon Seed?

The blurb written on the back of this bar says:

Breathe…engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep milk chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue.

After reading this for the first time I wasn’t sure if I was about to vomit all over my “Barack-in and Ba-rollin” t-shirt.. or immediately break-up with my boyfriend and vow my life and soul to this creation. After deciding to put all questions aside and try this unimaginable concoction, I discovered that I was wrong on both counts: It just left me confused and crying in the corner of my room unable to make sense of the world.

This just goes to show that bacon IS the world’s most provocative meat product ever.

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2 thoughts on “Bacon Chocolate… A Godsend or Demon Seed?

  1. Katie B says:

    ggiilllleeeyyy:!:L$KP@(*$&PQO#U

  2. Katie B says:

    also… don’t lie. the “barack’n baroll’n” t-shirt came WAY after the bacon chocolate. c’mon now.

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